Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, April 7, 2008

Temptation Island...Da Movie!!!!

TADA!

HANDS-DOWN, THE MOST HILARIOUS (er...KITSCHY?) FILIPINO FILM EVER MADE! (all-caps talaga)

Dina (Dina Bonnevie), Suzanne (Jennifer Cortez), Bambi (Bambi Arambulo) and Azenith (Azenith Briones) join the famed Miss Manila Sunshine contest, which brought them together on a yacht cruise as part of the pageants' semi-finals.

By some freak accident, the boat caught fire and the four ladies, together with Suzanne's maid Maria (Deborah Sun), the gay pageant organizer Joshua and three hunks manage to escape. They get marooned on a deserted island where several mishaps and misadventures follow their every move as they desperately try to survive Temptation Island.

Director: Joey Gosiengfiao

Here are the links:

http://rapidshare.com/files/104218328/Temptation_Island.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/104218466/Temptation_Island.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/104268750/Temptation_Island.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/104269175/Temptation_Island.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/104066806/Temptation_Island.part5.rar

This isn't a DVD copy. This was ripped from two VCDs and joined using HJSplit, so there will be a "repeating" scene of about 5-10seconds' worth...but trust me, VCD, Betamax, or VHS format...you'll still say "aaayyylaaaaaavvvviiiiit!" ;-)

Spread the love and forward to as many kitschy, camp, jologs friends and family! *grin*

(Does anybody know when the stage play is doing a rerun?)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Interesting (and Mostly True!!!) Modern Philosophies

This was emailed to me earlier by my buddy Pat...thought I'd share it with you...because, all I could say when I read 'em was, "truuuuliiiilyyyy"

BWEHEHEHEHEHE



a. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

b. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

c. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

d. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

e. He who hesitates is probably right.

f. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

g. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

h. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

i. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

j. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

k. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

l. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

m. Two wrongs are only the beginning.

n. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: You never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive!)

o. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

p. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

q. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.