The New F Word

what F word? anobah. eh di fuck. asus. you've been on my Multiply page long enough for you to know that i ain't playing it tweetums.

so, anyway...

the new F word, according to urban lingo, is RAM. yes. like the animal. or the truck that represents the animal.

so, if you're in a club, or the gym, or a dark alley, or just casually walking and doing your window-shopping and suddenly this chick/dude gives you the eye...the dirty look--which you almost-certainly know what is about--go do the following step-by-step:

1. raise your eyebrow (to acknowledge her/him) or if you can't do that (what a loser), then wink

2. gently wet your lower lip and then crack a smile--this goes as a combo with number 1...but you gotta do it nicely lest be thought of as a retard

3. approach the target (or, if you're more conservative, wait for her/him to be the predator and you the prey)

4. and after an almost perfunctory HEY (easy on the H...make it smooth, tiger), say the magic word: Wanna ram?

There. Spread the legs...er....the word, and make this world a rammable place.